fuck that is classic paint skills right there!
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House didn’t have internet
Hope you missed me tumblr you rude, life stealing bitch! now my house has regained internet im going to eye fuck the shit out of you!
Lemuria has posted their new track “Varoom Allure” for free streaming on their Facebook page.
The song is the title track of their two-song EP that is being released on Record Store Day via Bridge Nine Records.
Stream the track by clicking on the image above!
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Whoever invented yoga pants needs to be given a Nobel prize or something
Once at the video store I used to work at I was helping some girl out who had some hella tight yoga pants on, and I was showing her where some dvd was and she was walking infront of me and being a…
hahahha I work at Lululemon Athletica in Canada. The birth place of all tight hugging yogi wear. Bow the fuck down to me now… you got no idea that shit I gotta put up with! Your story christian, but every 2 minutes! it’s horrible!
My first sexual experience happened when i was in 8th grade.Her name was Kyanda McPherson, & i played with her titties ina substitute class. I should’ve fucked her..
I remember there was this 1 girl in grade 8 that came to this all boy party and she got her tits out while we were playing grand theft auto vice city and it was pretty awesome. In retrospect she was probably sexually abused as a child or something and this story just became 100 times more sad.
Then you realise you went to Coorparoo Secondary and that 100 turns into 1000 to 10000000 pretty quickly…
